Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
