Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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