he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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