I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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