thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
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