Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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