you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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