You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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