I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
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