I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize
