Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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