butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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