HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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