what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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