apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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