yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
You almost got us killed.
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