Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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