Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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