Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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