i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
