WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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