is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Such a big mess for such a small penis
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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