with your own penis?
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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