we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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