Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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