Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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