So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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