if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Randomize
