i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
