if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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