Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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