I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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