she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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