found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
He felt like a one man threesome
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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