it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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