I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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