Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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