Do you still have your period?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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