:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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