And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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