Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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