You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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