i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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