sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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