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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
