I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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