So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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