i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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