Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Randomize