am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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