help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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