I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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