ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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